“ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION,” etc…

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two pretty prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, unfortunately, is not able to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, through the wall of the next room, he hears his little buddy shouting out cries of, “Here I come again! …ONE, TWO, THREE…UUH!!” all night long.

So the next morning, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it go?” The first mutters, “It was SO embarrassing. I could not get a hard on!”

The second dwarf shook his head. “Well, you think that’s embarrassing?”

“I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed!”

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~ by dmarcohill on June 22, 2008.